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Fauxcahontas: Because SCIENCE!

Because SCIENCE

Ms. Warren, relevant meme form

Posted by on Monday, October 15th, 2018 @ 11:56 am.

Because SCIENCE

I believe this simian pictured here has a unique and appropriate grasp of the situation of Elizabeth "Faucahontas" Warren claiming she's really really REALLY part Native American.

Ms. Warren, relevant meme form

Scroll down, if you're mobile-y challenged, to read Mr. Gorilla's summation.

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"So the big news, other than antifa pretty much taking over the city of Portland while the mayor just sits there with his thumb up his butt, and Hillary openly calling for violence against her political enemies, is that Elizabeth 'Fauxcahontas' Warren has released the results of her DNA test, and, get this, her Amerindian DNA content is variously estimated at 1/64th, 1/512th, or 1/1024th of the total. That's some mighty small percentages, if you ask me. Of course historically, Democrats have used the on-drop rule to determine a person's racial identity, so she might as well see if she can cut herself a deal for some of that sweet, sweet casino money. But my question is, since progressives and the media (BIRM) now accept DNA results (no matter how infinitesimally small) to determine ethnic identity, how about we use a similar blood test to determine gender identity? Seems fair, right? After all, if there are 642 different genders (643 if you count the one with the chicken feathers and toilet plunger), we'd obviously need a lot of blood work done to make the final determination. But we could do it, and no more guessing. Because science."

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4 Comments for “Fauxcahontas: Because SCIENCE!”

  1. M D Stine

    SOOOO at 1/1024th Indian, does this mean President Trump owes the charity of her choice $ 976.56 of the $ 1,000,000 he offered her to prove she was native American per her claim?

  2. M D Stine

    Correct me if I’m wrong but based on the Daniels vs. Trump case being thrown out and the judge telling her to pay President Trump’s legal expenses. I believe this is the first time a man ever got a refund from a Hooker …… I gotta believe Bill Clinton is dying from envy.

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