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Here’s to hoping “drive-thru drug trailer” doesn’t catch on here in Illinois…

Posted by on Monday, September 3rd, 2018 @ 6:10 am.

Parrish and Dobbs

OCALA, Fla. - It took the "only in Florida" trope to finally develop something we've feared might happen in southern Illinois locales...and we're hoping nobody gets any ideas.

This couple shown here are alleged to have built a "drive-thru" into their mobile home (a nicer term for trailer). Apparently they didn't need mad skillz in carpentry; they just altered their kitchen window for easier access....oh, and also had signs directing traffic as well as an "open" and "closed" sign.

I wish we were making this up...but I'm afraid it's all too true.

Here's a snip from the cover of the story, found on WKRG in Mobile, Alabama:

William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs of Ocala, Florida, were arrested on August 23 after investigators raided their mobile home following reports of four drug overdoses in the area, WFTV reported. 

Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said.

“We were seeing some overdose incidents that were happening in this particular area, specifically at this particular location,” said Ocala Police Capt. Steven Cuppy. “There [were] some heroin sales that were going on there. Subsequently, through the investigation, we were able to determine that product was laced with fentanyl.”

And we thought the losers who changed the colors of their porch lightbulbs from red to green when the meth was done cooking in Meth Salem (er...West Salem) were industrious...but let's all hope that the Meth Salemites, as well as Lawrenctuckians in Lawrence, Creal Critters in Williamson, HydrocodoneHunters in Hardin, GanjaGrowers in Gallatin and Franklin County HeroinHeroes don't start home conversions in 2018 like they started following chemical recipes a decade and a half ago....most of those cretins couldn't bake a Betty Crocker box cake, but they somehow by gum became chemistry experts, so why NOT home construction/destruction...?


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