The “Burg” sprayin’ sewage in all the wrong places,
leaves officials explainin’ with sh1t on their faces…

Just boil all your water ’till they send out the word,
that there’s no longer a danger that you’ll choke on a turd.

And the prudent among you will resort to what’s bottled, as operational incompetence is internally coddled,

As they keep up the sprayin’ the crap flys and scatters,
and subjects all the residents to more fecal
matters,
for which it would seem there’s a simple solution to safely disperse all this anal pollution.

Just treat it correctly, spray in the right places,
disc it all under, removing all traces, and officials avoid further sh1t on your faces.

You could answer all honestly, with just a slight wink’
that in E Town, diarrhea is no longer a drink, ’cause it’s under control now, and nothing will spoil it…
(it’s so clean you can all even drink from your toilet)…