Your poetry verse is epitome quality.

THANK YOU for sharing.

Made MY day in an odd kind of way.

Went to my Disclosure outlet and bought x 3 (instead of usual 1) One to send to a gun dealer friend on Border of Tex-Mex, who has followed links online after I alerted him, one for me/wifey and one for a relative.

Vendors reported they were flying off the stacks…guesstimate they may be gone in 4 days. Had extras stacked on the back counter – for now.

…back to Texas for Brandon and Nicole,
compensation for time that they stole,
is surely forthcoming after O’Gara’s drumming
of the collective prosecution assholes.

Best of luck to you sir, and your bride
(public flogging for Rands and for Hyde)
Refuse all initial offers
until you’re sure that the coffers,
of the city and county are dry.

…and to the remaining directionally impaired,
Brandon stood up to your mob, wasn’t scared,
now you’re one brother down,
and it seems that the town
has made sure that young Brandon was spared.

…and the drunken cat fighters who started,
the events that triggered the dearly departed,
will all swear (though he ain’t)
earp was some kind of saint
who was defending what’s left of their honor…

People who successfully lose weight via any method and manner can often sell how-to a Diet Book to hit the NY Times Bestseller list.

Royalties could defray against legal costs that caused stomach to tie in knots and throat to close off, combined with jail food…resulting in being “Losers” on the bathroom scale, while eventual winners with Scales of Justice.

Also proposed Jenkins’ Diet Book could be titled “The Earp Diet”..with a subtitle “The URP diet which has nothing to do with puke-up-your-sox after eating purging by ‘urping’ it all up as bulimics do… Many local y people were left feeling pretty “GAGGY” as this debacle went down.

I think “The Divorce Diet” will remain more popular amongst menfolk….who should’ve seen THAT coming when the old lady started dropping weight before the legal papers were served, lol, so should’ve hadda clue what was a-coming.