We’re dying to know which deputy did this….
RICHLAND CO.—Looks like one of the Urp gang had a little trouble this morning, 05.04.12.
Published reports indicate that an Urp hanger-on, Chris Arteberry (whose pronounced swishiness in the courtroom the other day made him a standout) was the subject of a traffic stop in the early morning hours of Friday, when, at 12:26 a.m., he was arrested and subsequently cited for Driving while License Suspended/Revoked, Operating an Uninsured Vehicle, and No Vehicle Registration.
Chris Arteberry, NOT doing anything useful with his life...the trademark of an Urp-idiot
Wow. He must REALLY want to be Flavius Earp.
Sometimes Richland Judici has the arresting officer…but the citation didn’t make it online today (of course there exists the possibility that ol David Hyde is ensuring it WON’T make it online…you know, just so people don’t “find out” and give lil Chris a hard time….Chris is David’s type, after all). We’d like to know who it was who issued the ticket. Perhaps after the Brandon Jenkins incident, Richland law enforcement aren’t so inclined to let these fools go. But then again, if the prosecutor is the one who lets it go, there’s not a lot of point in arresting the Urp ilk, is there? And we’ve seen it happen for years, that good arrests are made on these idiots, and Hyde just lets them go.
We’ll see if this is one of those instances. We’ll be following this case….you follow along by clicking and checking back…and don’t forget to pick up your issue of the current Disclosure while it’s still on stands, because the new one comes out next Monday barring any crises…so we’ll see ya then!!
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Damn. Kind of a Jethro Bodine look-a-like.
Read once upon a time why those who suffer Man Crushes like that chin hair.
GAK!
Something that’s bothered me throughout this arresting event of Jenkins’ arrest and Law Enforcement Officers inability to “control” them.
Perhaps SOMEone ought to stand outside The Fireside, Friday Night Lights and other local sports bars and take donations to purchase Olney’s Finest those little TASER doodads?
Might be good words added to the Urps BeerBurped Vocab:
“DON’T TAZE ME, BRO!!!” once made famous a few years back. MMA fighters could do some fancy heebie-jeebie dancing and footwork compliments of a taser latched to the skin. Mebbe even leaving a skin rub.
“pronounced swishiness” LOVE it! Praise God that Justice Prevailed in Richland County IL. Citizens are more intelligent than I gave credit! Now vote that dud OUT!
Thank you, Disclosure, for your coverage & what you do for us!
I have an idea, Jack!! When you post pictures of these yawhoos’, you should have a ‘Best Photo Caption Contest’! Then you and Ang pick your favorite and that person wins a free issue!
You know!! If you can’t laugh at the criminally incompetent…. Who can you laugh at!?!
Hell, I’d give away free subscriptions if people would participate in that. We have to have it set up though….and right now, that’s not part of the expansion plans. Let us get a little farther ahead with the expansion, and we’ll see about getting that going….thanks, standingjustoutsidethefire!!
I would do my best to add to the moment!
I realize Rerun thinks he is ripped but my initial thought of the picture of is “Nice Rack” to accompany the fur lined nut rest. It appears this particular Ass-Clown is a full C cup.
Damn Give Jethro some credit as least he didnt go around trying to beat the hell out of people and yea ReRun is Hyde’s type from what ive heard about his “Preference in the Relationship world”
I wish I had one of those little icons of the guy laying on the floor kicking and laughing til tears come out of his eyes…. XD
Oops. That didn’t work…
Link http://salierisbar.iphpbb3.com/forum/images/smilies/big_rofl.gif
Yep, that’s it…now if I could just figure out how to deploy it….
I thought Disqus allowed simple html. No? Or did I just fuck up the formatting?
well….we don’t have disqus anymore….and idk what might’ve happened….but you got it finally.
Well I’m just chock full of fail today.
*Warning: Contains known ingredients that have been clinically tested to enhance the growth of man-boobs!
Not mean-mouthing ol’ Jethro at all. Just similarity in features (w/o chin hair in pix) to looking like actor Max Baer. Jethro was a kind soul – not a brawler and fighter in The Series.
No need for Jethro to get physical. They had GRANNY to do that.
Funny mental picture: have Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies take a couple of glugs of her “Rheumatiz Medicine”, put her in a cage with all the Earps and hangers-on and with long skirts flying and feet clad in brogans kicking into action, she’d have cleaned up the Earp Gang/cohorts in a matter of a few seconds, lol.
Frankly, sad, sad situation in Richland County. But at this point, a person may’s well laugh, IMO….
Perhaps there should be Burma-Shave type signs posted on routes leading into Richland County to alert wayfarers approaching the area? No doubt Angela could write some funny warning snippet statements.
Or signs like on ancient world maps (when the world was considered flat) where explored ares only went so far – followed by fancy script that warned, “HERE BE MONSTERS!” where no man had gone before.
ROTFLMAO…….
I don’t know any of these people at all, but I have a feeling the Arteberry character would be pretty pissed about the “pronounced swishiness” line if he knew what it meant. As it is he’s probably just pissed at the dictionary for not having come with instructions.
Poking fun at the Urps may go on to infinity on these pages. But like the Jews post-WW2 said: NEVER FORGET!
Sure has rained a lot, keeping people from turning their hands at distracting labor. So I show up like a bad penny giving my two cents’ worth.
Over on F-B someone posted that Mr. Arteberry’s picture above cries out to be PhotoShopped. I heartily agree.
To prime the pump for those who can actually do that kind of stuff….
How’s about have Miss Rene R from Texas, or one of The Texas Ring of “Ladies” dressed up in Nieman-Marcus type finery, attach one of their purty faces to it, and insert Mr. A (hole?) being held in a merciless choke-hold from which even an MMA fighter couldn’t extricate himself.
Or another Texas Lady in Annie Oakley duds perhaps using a brand new Stetson with a blade-tough brim slicing him up like splurting sausage through a commercial meat grinder. And stomping into pre-formed patties with top of the line cowboy boots.
When reading the posts of The Texans Ladies, I realized where ol’ GWB got his swashbuckling, much quoted news blurb: “Bring it on!” He spent enough time away from the Bush compound in the Northeast to have a lil’ Texan rub off on him for time spent in the LoneStar State.
Wonder whass rubbed off from Paraguay?
Spinoff image for photoshoppers.
I’d like one of Brandon Jenkins’ face placed on Rodin’s THINKER statute like he’s biding his time on a commode, waitin’ to “drop a kid off in the pool” and then do the wizardry to have Mr. Hyde worked into a toilet-bowl base upon which Jenkins/Rodin is patiently seated, with Hidey Hole Hyde (somehow caught) in a pix with, mouth open, like he’s anticipating about to get “Food For His Shitty Soul”.
Can I get a big AMEN for those mental images I’m entertaining and would love to see come to fruition?
I have a hunch the Earps would be deaf as fenceposts to the Texas Ring’s invite to “Bring it on, Twerps,Burps ‘n Urps!”
The Texas Ladies would smear ‘em around like the vomit they are….
Now this is funny…..lmao!
Now this is funny…..lmao!
Sundance, I didn’t make it to that Mr. Kleen’s seminar over in Olney, I think it was hosted in, a town known know as “The Scene of the NONcrime” (except on the parts of the Earps who have a stash of Monopoly Get Out Of Jail FREE cards for all their antisocial behaviors.) But I prolly should’ve attended. Would’ve if I’d had a flash of 20/20 HINDsight.
See…I just clearly and DISTINCTLY heard a voice from the GRAVE! Gak! I swear my late mother, rest her soul, just said loud ‘n clear:
“DON’T ENCOURAGE HIM! HE’S NOT AS FUNNY AS HE AND YOU THINK HE IS!”
That pronouncement was repeated a lot, in 50′s and 60′s as we brats came of age in our household of four sibs, my brothers as bad as I am.
Dinner table convos had us gasping for breath, (the Heilech Manuever hadn’t been invented yet, it’s a wonder someone didn’t choke to death over inhaled food.) Sometimes we wee SOBBING OUT, the funniest one-liner rejoinders, spitting them out one word at a time with gasps between, because we were literally weeping with HUMOR.
For background, our little Irish Mama, a June Cleaver Clone, wouldn’t have said $HIT if her mouth had been fulla turds, ya see, and sometimes we kids got downright…ribald.
(She larruped us more than a time or two with a bar of Ivory soap briskly rubbed acrosst our tongues and out of respect we sure as hell stood for it. And for the serious stuff…she cast fear in strapping sons by saying, “You WAIT until your daddy gets home.” And we were chastened and sobered and HOPED she forgot to tell Dad who might go to his top drawer and reach for a now-antique Razor Strop.)
I’ve heard it told that a fella may marry a woman sorta like his mother – but forget that incest crap angle. And a girl may select a dude with aspects of her daddy, ’cause it’s familiar and comfortable. Kinda makes sense.
(And has made me wonder about the Earp groupies rearing, frankly…sad thought, that they were attracted to such an outfit, makes a body wonder about Battered Woman Syndrome type mental warpings that can happen kinda by accident.)
But back to the point: my wife has taken up where Mama Left Off. My Better Half, as you might realize, considers me unfit to Take Out In Public.
She NEVER would attend the morning get-together of the coffee shop pre-dawn LIAR’S CLUB that I go to when I can.
BUT sometimes men go home and laugh to their wives over caffeine-influenced stuff I’ve said…and word gets back to My Bride.
So far My Beloved hasn’t tried the Ivory Soap Routine. Not as easy when you use plunger bottle soap, I reckon. And thank the Good Lord she ain’t tried punishing me by the menus she cooks up for supper (preparing stuff I HATE when I’ve been a tad bit mouthy and she sees it as a way to get a point across and convict me to repentence.)
Over the years in defense she’s heard me say many a time, “Opinions are like A$$holes; EVERYBODY oughta HAVE one.” To which she sniffs, “But do you have to SHOW yours all the time?” I respond “Iffen it is on my mind, then it’s generally on my lips”. (In this case, FINGERtips.)
Glad I gave you a chuckle, Sundance. Laughter makes the world go around.
But seriously, I read back and forth from both Disclosure sites, esp. with the recent rain side-railing me. Love good conversation whether at the Liar’s Club or on sites like this and Face-Book (to which I don’t belong, or it would probably get back to Dear Heart faster than from The Liar’s Club.)
Anyhoo, over on F-B I saw an update where Jack and Ang are busier than cats covering turds in a litter box, apologizing for not responding to emails, texts, not uploading, not responding to comments as they pull together the upcoming issue.
I think anticipation for that is acute. I figure we MAY be lined up at outlets with the cajones to CARRY it, like people coming down from the high of a gluttonous Thanksgiving Dinner bellying up to the locked entrance doors anticipating Black Friday Sales.
Well, I figured I’d help those brave kids out a little bit. On sites like this and F-b clicks count and comments cause clicks as people check in to see what Jack and Ang and others have to say. If they are incommunicado due to a harsh and heavy work load and the concentration required to do so, then, I figgered…golly, gee, we, their fans, could pick up the slack and banter back and forth at one another, see? To give the clickers something new to read even if it’s not newsbreaks like their input.
So, there IS a method to my madness. It was funny as Jack quickie-posted don’t consider them rude due to ignored texts, emails, and that, even people coming to their front door shouldn’t be offended if they seem rude.
The clever F-B member who responded to the closed-door-preferred comment, with “Knock-knock!” struck ME as funny.
And it ALSO made ME remember knock-knock jokes, many of them made up about Ed Gein from Wisconsin (late 1950s, I think – search engine that murderer/cannibal) and it set me to thinking…
With SOME of the wise-acres on these sites, the talent OUGHT to be out there to come up with some good KNOCK-KNOCK jokes focusing on the Earps and their Activities.
Don’t lookit ME right now. Just shot MY wad with this post.
Always liked funny limericks, too, and figure the Earps could maybe spark the poets to get creative, heh, heh, HEH, with five line verse and specific rhyming cadence.
Whoops! MA’S yelling again. Bless her heart, she made us kids read, sometimes assigning it as PUNISHMENT: “You get a book and read for 30 minutes and SETTLE DOWN!” as she set the stove timer with a twist of her wrist that made the inner wrist bones grind and creak with the force and strength as she set it and we weren’t released ’til The Buzzer Went Off.
She died, however, long before she advanced on to internet shorthand:
SON, STFU!!!
You definitely have the gift of gab…You’re Momma must have been a good woman.
your****
Apologies in advance.
Several decades since I sat around thinking up knock-knock jokes.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who’s There?
Doug!
Doug WHO?
“Dug Da Bullet Out of Aterberry m’self!”
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who’s There?
Chris…!
Chris WHO!
“CHRIS_! I’ve been SHOT!”
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who’s There?
(Silence)
(Shuffling)
“Hello! I’m STATE’S ATTORNEY DAVID HYDE…”
‘
Dave’s not here, man.
Epic Fail on my part for the Hyde Knock Knock attempt.
See, I was poking fun at the reports from the courtroom of Ang and The Jack, who gave coverage of him sitting in silence, shuffling papers and only responding to identify himself.
Maybe others didn’t recall their coverage of his 1-2-3 daily schtick.
I’m better at limericks. Someone sitting mute and motionless except for rattling papers and offering an as-needed professional i.d. only words spoken is a mite tad hard to do a knock-knock for.
Mea culpa.
A Town Once Known For Exotic White Squirrels
Now has MMA fighters and their Girlz
They trooped in for Grand Jury Court,
And the Truth They Did There Abort…
While on FaceBook Still Regurgitating Their Pearls…
A sad and tawdry Fall Night
Began with a vicious catfight
Cops were called out but not soon enough
Ast hugs synchronized for future sworn “stuff”
‘Cept for a heroine’s chronicling vid in cell-bytes.
The Family Matriarch Showed Up In Grand Style
Dissing Testimony with Venonmous Bile
A survivor to a family’s grieving “lack”,
Perhapst cut some Judicial slack…
‘Til Stiletto Lady Stomped Out Like-A…-‘Pile’!!
Some want their allotment of fame.
To Arterberry was it was some kind of game?
His “wound” so bloodless and itty bitty
That ReRun refused examination near his titty…
Yet determined to charade-on with FAUX BLAME!
Still no sign of these citations in judici. Glossover from Hyde?
Still no sign of these citations in judici.
Not only that but they haven’t updated the charges on Brandon’s either. Bunch of loons!
Still no record of this in judici.
It’s right damn amazing….there won’t be a thing on judici, then we’ll go do a courthouse crawl and lo and behold….it was there all along. It just didn’t make it to the electronic files. Amazing.
looks like chris’s brother dont fall from the tree either judging by what i seen on judici
far from*
From Judici:
Driving on a revoked license.
No valid registration.
No Insurance.
Not the first time, either. Wonder what kind of “punishment” will be handed down? Why even compel others to be licensed or have insurance when there seems to be little or no penalty?