I Can Has Public Officials…?/TOO MANY DAVES…..
This submission on our Facebook page from Sherman Shammy:
David Rands....of Too Many Daves....
Our apologies in advance to Dr. Seuss:
Did I ever tell you that Richland County gave
Taxpayers’ dollars to too many Daves?
Well they did, and that wasn’t a smart thing to do,
Because now when they need one and hollar “yoo hoo,
“Come to the (court)house, Dave!”
They don’t just get one,
BOTH obnoxious Daves come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult for money to save,
As you can imagine, with too many Daves,
And sometimes we wish, that when they were born,
Someone had thought they were two ears of corn
And had thrown them to swine to be quickly eaten
So that innocent citizens wouldn’t get beaten
By the likes of the Urp boyz and their filthy ilk…
But they weren’t, and so we, the taxpayers,
Are all getting BILKED.
(The only thing that could make it worse would be that there were “too many Chucks”….but we won’t talk about that right now.)
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Posted by Jack Howser
on May 3 2012. Filed under Breaking, Richland.
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