Giving decent gun owners everywhere a BAD rep
WAYNE CO.—It’s morons like this that cause grief and consternation for the rest of us.
In the photo you will behold Dayne “Dimbulb” Harrison, of Boyleston in Wayne County (of course. Where ELSE would he be from). Dimbulb is only 18, which, as many of us more advanced-aged folks know, is just cause for being a dimbulb to begin with. However, Dimbulb Harrison has proven himself particularly dim by posting idiotic rantings to his Facebook page—such as song lyrics that state he “wants to beat people with a bat, stuff em in a bag, drag them home and dress them like a gnome”…you know, typical teenage angst stuff. NOT. Sounds more like Juggalo shit if you ask me.
Anyway, here’s the criminality part: Dimbulb was arrested a few days ago, charged with two counts of Burglary in Wayne. Harrison is accused of breaking in to peoples’ homes on March 15, 2012, kicking/bashing in doors and stealing items. The number of homes actually damaged and/or burglarized is still being tallied, and reportedly includes many in neighboring Edwards County as well; however, there aren’t any charges in Edwards currently like there are in Wayne. So Dimbulb apparently has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do from his uncomfortable cell in the Green Roof Inn, aka Wayne County Jail.
It may not be long until Edwards charges emerge, however, as yesterday, authorities working the case located weapons buried, allegedly by Harrison, near his home (Wayne County’s a big county. Why the hell he’d bury weapons “near his home” is somewhat beyond me….but hey, this is Dimbulb we’re talking about, here). There were reportedly six firearms that had been stolen from locations in Edwards, and four stolen from one Ryan Buchanan in Wayne. As well, there were hunting bows recovered, having been reported stolen from Edwards.
His idiotic Facebook page shows an immature punk making the rest of us DECENT gun owners in Illinois look like a bunch of fanatics…and we certainly resent the implication. Wish some of this were prosecutable…but then crooked prosecutors (and they most assuredly abound in Illinois) would use THAT against us too, just like they use our Constitution-bending gun laws against us already.
More in the print version if we get it; check the stands this time next week for your print version, April/May 2012, which has extensive coverage of these online stories and MUCH more.
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