The Brittster, moving on down the road
SALINE CO.—Just a few months ago, Brittany Lane was Chris Schimp’s newest toy, and was provided a house in a remote area of the state and everything she could possibly want in order to keep a married rich guy happy while he was away from his home in Saline County, his wife, and family.
Now, the Brittster, who isn’t yet divorced from her own Illinois State Police trooper hubby, has already moved on from the happy little relationship that broke up her marriage to Brett Lane and has apparently disrupted the life of someone else, judging by the pics on Nick Ande’s Facebook. We don’t know who this guy is, but we feel sorry for him already.
Here’s the latest from the Brittster as regards social networking: a screenshot from her Facebook page, which includes a pic that’s posed to feature her apparently-surgically-enhanced ta’s, but is appropriate in venue (look carefully in the background and you’ll see a toilet and roll of tissue….nothing like those obligatory “I love myself” bathroom pics):
Not only are the ta's enhanced, but it looks like the teeth might've been digitally whitened, as well...
We know how the Brittster and her ex-sugar daddy Schimp HATE to see their names on here…so we thought we’d give them a little holiday cheer. And our advice to Ande (who looks like a Brett Lane clone, btw…)…? Run like hell, man.
Happy Turkey Day, everyone! We’ll be hard at work putting this next issue together…some incredible developments in the Earp shooting article as of today…you’ll have to pick up the next issue to see!
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on Nov 23 2011. Filed under Breaking.
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Why are the (marginally) hot ones always batshit crazy?
I know…she sure is fun to look at…her online info always (marginally) pleasurable to research….but then you get down to the core stuff and it’s like, “damn….does she get to the health department fairly frequently…?”
I see she likes the Party Cove..aka The Rock Quarry there on Ky Lake. I’m tellin ya, I really do not understand why she doesn’t put her intelligence to good use! She really is a very smart, intelligent young woman. Well, she always was in school!
She seems to like a lot of things that go on at parties. It is as you say Sweets, a very smart person but has a poor taste in her love life shall we say.
Book smarts and common sense don’t always go hand in hand….
This is oh so so true! So sad to see a used car that has such beauty obviously on the outside, go to such waste. I would hate it if she was dog-butt ugly but come on wake up Britster!
Unfortunately, that is true. I don’t even want to say too much right now, but many know about the circumstances that most likely have caused or added to the way she conducts herself.
Well I am sure we all have our reasons but sometimes a little self assessment goes a long ways. I just can’t feature someone thinking it is good to run around with anyone and everyone be they a man or a woman. It is just a shame, thats all I know to say.
Wonder if Nick Ande is Bob Andes son, Has the used car lot on 45 north in Eldorado.
If so maybe she needed a used car to drive.
Sadly, at her tender young age (I don’t even think she’s 25 yet), she IS a used car….
You’re right Jack she isn’t even 25 yet
Moonrner He’s Bob’s nephew.
He may be kin to the Ande family, but I don’t think he’s a son. Couldn’t swear to it though. Greg runs the used car lot.
That would have been his grandpa. His mom and dad are Bill and Vicki Ande.
He is Greg Ande’s nephew.
And he’s a good kid, I hate to see him mixed up with that whore!
Ya I hate to see anyone mixed up with that whore. Shes nothing more than a conceited little bitch with only sex and money on her mind. Its a shame. Hope he sees it before its to late.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Turkey will and other goodies will be served around 5 tonite. Sorry if this breaks any rules, just figured I would let those know incase someone that doesnt have time to prepare a turkey bird, might take some time off from the turkeys that communicate english and spanish and eat some good turkey meat.
Maybe her artificially enhanced good looks are a curse in a way.
Obviously she is getting hit on like a Hitler pinata at a Mossad conference by men from all walks of life and ages.
She is taking the best offers as they pop up. I am afraid she will look back someday and think “What the Hell was I thinking?” One day those looks will start to deteriorate, no matter how much enhancements you have.
Oh I just lay awake wishing to wake up near someone that beautiful, but for heavens sake who wants someone that’s been rode harder than a 3yr old’s tricycle!
I love ( o Y o )…just thought I’d throw that out there… :p
And there’s nothing wrong with a “used car” as long as it has been well maintained…lol
This one’s had so many owners, it’s really hard to say whether it has been well maintained or not……
Well she definately doesn’t have a Flat…..yet!
Dont know about any flats, But it sure sounds like a lot of people have checked the oil!
Sounds like they can’t stand the pressure of the oil or the water…maybe she is looking for the right dipstick for her engine!
GO BLACK!
Then she would never go back!
Where is everyone on this rainy night? Have they all went to see where this gal is pole dancing or something?
“Slow Down Brittster”
Heeey heeeey heeeey
Your lipstick smears,
Left on guys with not much ‘tween their ears,
Well you know they won’t forget you,
After all, they got to smack your, fine behind…
Your sweet perfume
The smell of you on Nick and Schimp and poor Brett too…
They should’ve known when they collided,
That it was gonna end one sided
You’re one of a kind…
Slow down Brittster,
Woe be to your Mister(s)
You’re attractive though, we’d like to know,
When your looks fade, who will you blow?
Slow down Brittster,
Do you think that it’s the only way for you to stay the night?
Heeey heeeey heeeey
Now boobs are fine,
And most guys just have a one track mind (like me)
Once you give them an erection,
Could be time for circumspection, do you wonder why?
You seem obsessed.
Is there a heart that sits inside your enhanced chest?
But what’s a girl to do, after all, they’re so receptive,
But you better get reflective, while there’s time.
Slow down Brittster,
Woe be to your Mister(s)
You’re attractive though, we’d like to know,
When your looks fade, who will you blow?
Slow down Brittster,
Do you think that it’s the only way for you to stay the night?
The way you attract your prey
Fake tan, bright teeth, and boobs that sway, indeed…
You ain’t picky, they ain’t bright,
Just another fool you’ll bed tonight
Is it really worth it all to be, portrayed so unattractively?
What do you want the world to see? Really?
Slow down Brittster,
Woe be to your Mister(s)
You’re attractive though, we’d like to know,
When your looks fade, who will you blow?
Slow down Brittster,
Do you think that it’s the only way for you to stay the night?
WOW!! Excellent work, RNY….hope you’ve had a pleasant vakay, too….
Encore! That is definately some fine work. Well thats my opinion anyway.
Beside the fact that these ” john ” pics look ohhh sooo tacky, I just don’t understand why they don’t have a friend or a boyfriend or 2 or 3 take a pic of them.
Hey eileen, How ya doin? You had us worried. Shame on you!!!
Hannah, a few others & I have been e-mailing back & forth to keep in touch so we don’t fill up the site here. Let Jack or Ang know to let one of us know your e-mail addy if you would like, okay? Take care.. 
M O D E R A T I O N ? =(
I’ve heard the skankster has been messing around with Brandon Phelps! Anyone know if theres truth to that? Her vehicle has been spoted several nights in a row at his house!!!
NOTHING would surprise me at this point…and that sounds like something she’d do, target someone who had more influence than the last several….but I gotta wonder why she left Schimp, what with that nice house and all….
A whore is interested in more than nice things. Sometimes its the little packages they like better than anything else. Sure the money is nice but shes addicted to activity that is beyond just using a credit card and lets face it she could make a burlap sack look sexy. Its her actions that make her unattractive, nothing wrong with her outer appearance. Just sayin!
PROB BC HES AN ASS, BUT THEY SHOULD OF GOTTEN TOGETHER REAL GOOD!
GOTTEN ALONG LOL
Oh I hope not, Brandon is a good guy and surely he’s not that stupid!
I’d have to see it to believe this gal was spending the nights with Brandon Phelps at his place. But IF she has been, and that’s a big IF, then Brittany would be foolish to take anything serious that Brandon would be poking at her in fun. He’s not stupid, so I doubt he’d risk jeopardizing the respect of his constituents for a piece that appears to be pretty well worn, no matter how good it might be. Besides, he could do much better and he knows it.
Suspenders are a good Christmas gift idea, they sure help keep someone’s britches up when they have had trouble keeping them up.
Denny, LOL! I sure hope Santa is wearing his suspenders, extra gloves, scarfs when he is coming down her chimney bellowing out, “Ho, Ho, Ho, this is old St Nick”! And, I really hope she doesn’t get confused and just hears, “This is Nick”, or “hey, here’s your D**k”!
All jokes aside here though. I’ve been hearing that Nick Ande really is a pretty nice decent guy! I’m with what Jack & Ang stated in the article, I feel sorry for him already!!!! Poor guy…I really hope he doesn’t get to caught up in her seductive ways and lies before it’s too late! TO NICK!!….PLEASE wear a raincoat every time!!! You don’t want to be the next baby daddy of hers!!! And that’s the best case scenario, worst being the long term affects of something that penicillin can’t take care of! Not saying that she has anything like that, just sayin one never knows these days, and not with just her either, PERIOD!!
WTH? Moderation?? Again??? I’ve been very good with my comments. Santa is watching me and I want what I asked for last year again, too. MY SUBSCRIPTION FOR DISCLOSURE!
Seriously! When hubby asked me what I wanted, that’s what I told him and I know I’ve been a good girl this year too. 
Ya right you have been very naughty and you will probably get a bundle of switches or a lump of coal. Har Har!
Lil Chigger, this is a PG rated site, so all I can & will say is naughty doesn’t necessarily mean that I haven’t been a good girl. Naughty & nice can go hand in hand, ya know? My hubby has been the naughty one
and I, of course, have been the nice one. 
As for the lump of coal, hubby brought home a fossil not too long ago(or a slate of rock)that has an awesome imprint in it of a fern leaf. Well, he has several of them actually. I was just asking him how old he though some of them were. He said they would have to be millions of years old considering that he found them six to nine hundred feet below the ground. He came across one one time that was just beautiful he said. It had all kinds of different imprints in it, but it was too big to try to get off the top or the wall(I can’t remember exactly where he said it was)because it could have very well caused a rockfall or disruption underground, shifting of the Earths surface basically. Which in turn would make a dangerous situation for the coal miners.
Jack & Ang, I know this is off the subject at hand, but Lil Chigger started it :). And I thought it would be pretty cool to share a description of some of the fossils we have and he has seen. We have this huge lump of coal that has been carved to the shape of our state, Il.(lol) and was made into a clock for hubby years ago. Now, it is really cool(heavy too)!! They really took some time to make it, let me tell ya. Still keeps good time & everything though. Well, as long as I remember to keep the batteries changed..lol.
Sweets, Don’t start talkin about batteries cuz the Britster probably wants some for christmas too. LOL! I believe this is also an R rated site as to much graphics for PG rating. But as they have said if ya can’t handle the truth stay away. Not that I want anyone to leave but just sayin.
Hannah, I’m with you on that one too. I’d have to not only see her car parked outside his house, but also have some kind of verification that she ACTUALLY spent the night inside with him. I just can’t imagine that he would jeopardize his name, family’s name, reputation or career getting involved with anyone(not just her) for a lil pleasure. At least, not at his home!! We know he’s smarter than that!! Who knows, if she is parking it there, maybe she’s doing it and being picked up by someone(Mr. Schimp, perhaps)and going elsewhere. Oh, the life & times of the Brittster…who needs a soap opera to watch when we have this??
Which is the whole point of why I post stuff like this….I’m trying to single-handedly kill television.
Well, it’s working with me. I must admit that there still are certain channels I’m addicted to though. History Ch’s, Medical Ch’s, Animal Planet Ch’s(which we get some animal activity here too..lol),certain Sports Ch’s and LMN…other than that, I’m on here checking things out or some of the other links you post that you like on your home page.
Well, Jack, I have to say you’re doing a dandy job. The Brittany saga is much better than an old made up soap opera. Why watch that fake crap when you can see what’s going on for real.
EXACTLY!! See, we agree on so much!!
I knew it would happen. Moderation. Me and the ghost…together again.
Gross!