Charged with shopping for dope ingredients

Here’s one that didn’t make it into the print version due to space restraints; you just can’t make this stuff up!

Here’s one that didn’t make it into the print version due to space restraints; you just can’t make this stuff up!
Hard to believe…but once again, our great leaders at the state of Illinois’ second most-useless agency (right behind DCFS) is coordinating yet another useless event to “teach” everyone about ‘earthquake safety.’
Firefighter charged with arson rumored to have confessed to setting 11 fires
HEADS UP, CLAY COUNTY: THE RUMORS STILL ABOUND
SLASHED THROAT REPORTED AS ‘SELF-INFLICTED’
Motions in Payton’s case put off for another month
Moore, Oklahoma and surrounds once again victim of massive tornado