THIS MONTH’S PRINT HEADLINES, MAY/JUNE 2011
Here are your print headlines for the May-June issue of Disclosure, on stands in North Counties beginning May 3, and continuing into South Counties when the water recedes May 4. Headlines are followed by a dateline (where the article took place) if not readily discernible in the headline, and a brief synopsis of the article.
Mob action leads to victim’s arrest—HAMILTON CO: This is a crossover with Richland County; the repulsive Earp/Trout inbreds are at it again, victimizing people to the point that the victim takes action against the inbreds, then gets in trouble, while the Earps/Trouts walk free.
Judge: files stay open in OP case—SALINE CO: The daughter of a prominent southern Illinois politician is embroiled in a number of orders of protection in the area.
Rumors about in OD death—CLAY CO: The death of a Louisville man is the source of many incorrect statements floating around
Bones found under home, specimens analyzed at Springfield lab—CAVE-IN-ROCK: Full details on the story that sparked a huge amount of attention toward Hardin County, including stuff not printed here.
Secretary of State Police issue citations to two over stolen Jeep matter in ‘rado—Billy Bradley gets ticketed and pays it; his co-hort is another story.
Vibrating condom lands woman behind bars—SALINE CO: The headline says it all.
Drunk threatens to kill arresting officer—CRAWFORD CO: Somehow, he got probation. Maybe because it was Dan Cheadle and Richie Cravens he was threatening, making it a good idea instead of a ‘threat.’
Coke convict busted for DUI one state over—SALINE CO: TimmyTimmyTimmyTimmy….
Charged with getting frisky with wrong cop—LAWRENCE CO: This girl’s parents should be kicked in the pants for naming her “Fallon.”
Grayville man awaiting sentencing on dope plea—GRAYVILLE: Cannabis, paraphernalia
Serial doper busted again—WABASH CO: Getting the best justice money can buy
Welder nabbed for giving booze to kids—EDWARDS CO: There’s too much of that going on in Edwards, despite Project Success telling these kids “not” to….
White man agrees to testify against dope buddies—WHITE CO: Carmi kid rollin…
Habitual drunk driver collared, runs from cops—RICHLAND CO: Another self-explanatory headline…
2011 MIDWEST FLOOD—Four full pages of coverage of the massive flood, mostly South Counties, but some North Counties, and we’ve already had our asses chewed because there’s nothing in there from New Haven, so when we go down there tomorrow, we’ll shoot some…we apologize, but production week, as it turns out, isn’t a good time to cover a flood…which is why we were asking for photos, and we got them from everywhere BUT New Haven. So hopefully we can get there tomorrow (Wednesday)….y’all keep the streets open for us….
Police chief in yet another high-speed chase—ELDORADO: -100 mph down city streets? That your STD for ya.
Killer sentenced 15 to 18 years but his family is told he will only serve 5-plus—SALINE CO: John C. Curtis will only be Bubba’s girlfriend for about a third of the time that he should be.
Meth busts highlight recent drug arrests—WABASH CO: Four absolute beauty queens and a guy who merely LOOKS like a queen busted from all over the place, including one from ‘rado.
Charged with meth, pot, paraphernalia—RICHLAND CO: And yet another self-explanatory one.
Teen faces child porn charges—WAYNE CO: Not part of LisaLisa Madigan’s Operation Glass House….at least, that we know of.
Charged with taking anhydrous—GALLATIN CO: Jason Seavers again? Yes.
Multiple OPs requested against Mt. Erie man—One of the weirdest stories we’ve come across in years….
One of two gets 10 in anhydrous heist case—HAMILTON CO: Bell & Carlile are facing the music.
Theft charge could land habitual crim hard time—RICHLAND CO: One of Olney’s worst, and all those unpaid fines and fees…
Deputy’s home hit by trio of teens—HAMILTON CO: Was the hit on Sandusky’s place by design or a total accident?
Whiny doper finally popped for meth manufacture—HAMILTON CO: and the best part about it is that his wife is going to roll on him.
P’burg chronic drunk driver facing felony—RICHLAND CO: Wasn’t this the guy that the probation officer drove into the floodwaters of Burnt Prairie a few years back?
Man tells cops he was just “getting high”—SALINE CO: Michael Hall. DerkaDerkaDerka….
Man faces eight counts related to kidnapping—WAYNE CO: This guy has to be delusional…thinking people are narcs…
Publisher’s step=daughter jumps recog bond—LAWRENCE CO: Did Olney man help our kid skip town? If anyone knows Jay Sechrest, let us know….
Speeder popped for placing pills in panties—SALINE CO: Just when you think we’d gotten rid of Carolyn McGhee….
Smokey & the Bandit reenactment doesn’t end well for the bandit—HAMILTON CO: Another Gallamore, another wild crime….
Charged with illegally obtaining money with credit/debit card—RICHLAND CO: Confusing facts of the case, but then again, this would be David Hyde’s handiwork.
Chief’s daughter charged, then dismissed, in circuit court—RIDGWAY: Ah April….just calm down, girl.
Busted hiding in weeds while meth cooks—SALINE CO: These gals used the ol ‘hunting for arrowheads’ ploy to try to get out of trouble.d
Police chief’s former drug partner busted—LAWRENCE CO: Two worthless people: PeeWee Darnell, and Josh DeCausey.
Unbalanced state police investigator could damage molestation case—EDWARDS CO: We’re wondering when Rick White is going to be busted.
From underage drinking to selling scripts in 3 years—CRAWFORD CO: Unlawful Consumption IS the ‘gateway crime’.
Charged with prescription fraud—GALLATIN CO: There’s a reason they call it dope.
Woman claims drug couple living in tent in driveway—SALINE CO: Hilarious = “she hit me!” “well, she‘s living in a tent in my driveway!”
John B. getting to stay in grandma’s house til May 16—EQUALITY: Will he or won’t he be booted outta that house on May 16?
Duo faces charges in purloined purse case—CLAY CO: Aother opportunity for Mary Beth Welch Collins to polish up her law degree.
Foreclosure imminent on home of former flyer—FLORA: Kevin Surrell, being pursued from the grave
Woman-on-woman crime charged in slap-down—JASPER CO: With a headline like that, who needs a synopsis?
Pampering no deterrent for many with history—CLAY CO: This doesn’t have anything to do with a day spa.
Trio of batterings and stalking charge land two behind bars—WABASH CO: Bodily harm caused to officer Art Kimmel.
Stoned ATV driving charged—HAMILTON CO: Again….why explain it here; ya just gotta read it.
Traffic stop leads to DUI, drug arrest—WHITE CO: People are still drinking & driving? That’s so gauche.
Repeat offender busted with dope—CRAWFORD CO: A familiar name in Robinson and Hutsonville re-emerges
Man faces handful of drug charges—WHITE CO: There’s something already wrong with this guy when Brian Gwaltney is the one bonding him out.
Post-election wrap-up: Where the numbers were and where the numbers WEREN’T, including the most recent gibberish from Brian Jame O’Neill from last week’s Olney city council meeting.
Lee Rankin’s submersible—WAYNE CO: Lee Rankin and brilliance are antithetical.
Fort trial continued from May; will it go in June?—SALINE CO: The run-down as the count-down begins.
No one makes claim against Junction house but the ex-missus—GALLATIN/JACKSON COs: What are Tina’s chances that she’ll get the house back?
Cocaine deliverer’s fingered ‘supplier’ in small claims court—SALINE CO: Kathy Reimer’s estate is trying to collect on a big check to ol Rod.
E911 director’s squeeze finally dumps husband—LAWRENCE CO: “But, there’s nothing going on between Jess and Julie!!” Yeah. Riiiiiiiiight. (Yes, we know. Typo on the “E911 director”….that’s what we get for fighting too many fronts without enough soldiers. If you all can bear with us, we’ll try not to be so tired that we get “EMA director” confused with “E911 director”—they’re all one and the damn same to us, which is to say, USELESS—but until we get a few things accomplished, typos like this are going to keep happening.)
Surly & Uncooperative—The challenges of ‘older folk exercise’ are many
Icy—Addressing things coming apart at the seams
Prose & Cons—Bubba bent over bloviating busybodies
Keepin it Kleen—’Cast down your bucket where you are’ (We are thrilled to have Michael Kleen as a regular contributor!)
Old Fart—Who will win the PHHHHHBBBBBBT Award?
Voice of the People—Readers says John B. Jones = TRASH; Another ‘John B’ in Wayne/Hamilton cos.; A letter to Disclosure for the people of Clay County; From inside the walls of Lincoln Prison; Another concerned reader in Carmi; ‘News’ from Franklin County; Roscoe: Republican in Name Only
Back over your tales: The trials of Shawn and Jenny Lou Gibbs, set to kick off in Edwards County, are delayed when Shawn gets a plea deal; Jenny Lou’s background regarding Virgil Denton is considered; as Disclosure readers were told two years ago, the Lawrence County Housing Authority director has been filching from the agency, and now the feds have found out and she’s been arrested and charged; the Edwards County Emergency Medical Services director seems to be unable to tell the truth to save her life; Mt. Carmel businessman Kevin Fearheiley has been cited by the EEOC in a sexual harassment case; Wayne County sheriff Sonny McCulley has been exposed as propping up a local doper and accused sex offender, even setting up meetings with the judge in his case about it; youth minister of Carmi’s First Christian Church, Robby King, has resigned, prompting all manner of rumors, to which Disclosure publisher Jack Howser says ‘find something else to do with your time, people!’; Rollover Rands has wreaked havoc on another law enforcement agency’s rock-solid case by dismissing a Theft charge against Mt. Carmel businessman Kevin Williams; Carlyle has become the change-of-venue locale for Second Circuit judges, as Irenia Cotner’s trial has been moved there; Bridgeport police officers are fed up with Jody Harshman’s driving around town without a license; Lawrence County has gone overboard with bestowing goodies upon philandering (and certifiably insane) EMA director Jess Angle, giving him a new Chevy Impala, which he’s been driving the wheels off of; and a 70-year-old, married Crossville board member’s tendency toward young girls almost gets him castrated by an angry father when Bob Lucas takes an 18-year-old “out for a ride in his new car,” then propositions her, scaring her into tears.
WE APOLOGIZE THAT OUR DELIVERY SCHEDULE HAS BEEN MESSED UP BY THE FLOOD. DELIVERIES WILL BE COMPLETE TOMORROW. OH YEAH, AND OSAMA BIN LADEN DIED YEARS AGO OF KIDNEY FAILURE. EASILY PROVEN FACT. OUR PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT, AND WE ARE ALL DOOMED IF WE DON’T DUMP HIM AT THE EARLIEST OPPORTUNITY. CARRY ON.
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