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Naw, TSA isn’t involved in the porn business!

They's no pornographic images here; whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?

Nah. Not in the porn biz.

They's no pornographic images here; whatchoo talkin bout, Willis?

Hey, this isn’t a picture of a man’s ‘junk’! And it’s not a violation of your Fourth Amendment Rights!!

TSA is only there to make sure no towel-head wannabe’s take any shampoo bombs onto public transportation!

This isn’t a low-res x-ray!

Taking these photos doesn’t expose TSA workers to cancer-causing rays! I mean, after all, they sit behind a screen when they shoot these images, right?

And frequent flyers aren’t exposed to cancer-causing rads!

Nor are they exposed to groping and inappropriate ‘pat-downs,’ because, after all, we need to keep our skies SAFE, don’t we? Can’t have any more controlled demoli…I mean, planes flying into buildings, now, can we?

TSA doesn’t employ perverts who couldn’t get a job in the private sector because they drool lasciviously over women and little children, especially cute little kids in strollers! Sticking their gloved hands down little kids’ Pull-ups is all part of the JOB.

John Tyner told em the way it was:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqM56e-kRA&feature=related

You think this isn’t a problem? Some dimwit on Fairfield’s radio station didn’t, during a call-in yesterday morning. She was in Colorado, and it was “just fine” with her to be x-rayed, felt up, whathaveyou. All in the name of protecting our country from “turrists.”

Bet she didn’t SEE her x-ray. She might have had a different take on the whole thing in that circumstance.

The problem is that while TSA is feeling up white anglo saxon protestants getting on airplanes, including nuns and two-year-olds, millions of undocumented illegals are traipsing across the border and overrunning the country. They bring with them disease, dope, criminal intentions and ethics, and, yes, subversion along the lines of terrorism.

But our ‘leaders’ don’t care about that; they want to make those people voters so they can keep this president in office and take back over the majority in congress in two years. In the meantime, they’re making plans to implement this kind of invasive procedure on other public transportation, like trains and subways.

Idea: STOP FLYING. We got along just fine without airplanes for millennia; we can do it again. Starve the idiocy, and the idiots will fall off like fleas from a dog. Yes, you can. You don’t NEED to fly. There are other ways to get around. And if you can’t figure them out, you don’t need to be doing that kind of traveling at all.

Good links to fill you in on the reality of the situation:

http://www.infowars.com/dhs-source-tsa-infuriated-with-coverage-of-nationwide-backlash/

http://www.infowars.com/tsa-hit-with-lawsuits-as-revolt-explodes/

http://tsaoutofourpants.wordpress.com/

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8NFKUHG1&show_article=1

(a word about the Breitbart article: they do indeed store the images if they so choose, TSA workers have been caught with the images, and sure, they want you to think “well, if it’s a little blush-inducing, that’s okay; it’s ‘worth it‘ if they catch just one bad guy.” Remember that: it’s “WORTH IT.” What’s going to be next that’s WORTH IT?)

Nah. Not in the porn biz.

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70 Comments for “Naw, TSA isn’t involved in the porn business!”

  1. Dennis J. Bridwell

    I think he has a future in song-writing ahead of him! Maybe another John Lennon-Paul McCartney, Neil Diamond, or Bob Dylan.

  2. Sweet&Sour

    Definitely! All of those you mentioned are Great Artist indeed..hard for me to say which one is my fave though amongst the ones you said, I love all of their music. ;)

  3. Dennis J. Bridwell

    I understand that Bill Clinton is looking into this situation. He is making inquiries trying to find out if lipstick can be detected by the scanner.

  4. Sweet&Sour

    Dennis, now would that be above or below the belt that he is inquiring about? Just wondering… :)

  5. Sweet&Sour

    Or maybe just all around? I bet that’s it right there..

  6. Dennis J. Bridwell

    I see where “Pee Wee” Herman was stopped by TSA screeners because he had a suspicious object in his trousers, possibly a grip from a bicycle handlebar. It turned out it wasn’t.

  7. Sweet&Sour

    Dennis, Ah Ha…So is that him in the pic above? That would explain the two dark spots I see cuz you know they have to be turned in such a way in order to fit above his belly button & below the right thigh…groin if you wanna, it’s ok! I really wondered last night if that’s where he had already marked his spots where he had been from the East coast, Straight up North before his final destination on the West Coast? I dunno.. :)

  8. midly amused

    My only question is if we happen to get a hot chick while being “searched” are we obligated to tip????

  9. Sarasota

    I felt violated and invaded by the search. I had to go through twice just to be sure.

  10. Dennis J. Bridwell

    I wonder if there are any “Celebrity Scans” on the internet yet?

  11. midly amused

    on a serious note….if I didnt want a guy doing the physical search would they let a girl touch my dinger?

  12. Sweet&Sour

    To all my friends & foes:

    Happy Thanksgiving & give Thanks for those who you still have and enjoy the day as bad as the weather is.. ;)

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